I have a stop watch.

It's frigging useles though, as it doesn't stop anything.


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You're right for a wrist watch but some nurses wear a tiny watch on a chain around their neck and I've seen some watch rings.

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Take for instance, Flav a flav. People like this need instructions, apparently, he did not understand, hence the neck watch.

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There are pocket Watches and there are some that can be hung around your neck on a chain.

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You could also have a pocket watch.

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Because You Wear Them On Your Wrist and

On Your Other wrist lol


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I know a really good joke about that, but some troll would report me if I posted it here!

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I think you've been in that sunshine too much!!!