To make sure no women are stealing.

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You can apply on-line at www.hairypalmedperverts.com
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those signs in the dressing rooms are actually just big bluffs.

It's illegal to put cameras in dressing rooms. So, they post those signs to make you feel like you’re still being watched… but you're not.

So, if that's what you want for a career, i'd work on getting a bunch of small spy cameras, install them and make a pay per view website.

Sounds like the ideal plan.

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Not many people would want to apply for that job, but I have to commend you for your public spirit. After all, someone's got to do it.

But in any case, it would be a boring job. I'm sure no ladies ever steal from clothing stores.

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sicko.
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Since that practice is illegal–I'd say you apply at the police station!